A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U.S.A. He agreed and carried dem in his plane. Every place was so noisy.
Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said: “pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane“?
The pilot replied I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can’t do it). The mad man went in, after some minutes, everywhere was silent as if an angel entered the plane. After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now. The pilot became happy and asked what you did to them that made them keep calm.